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An Open Letter To Movie Goers

Saturday, April 19, 2008 · 2 Comments

Dear asshole in my peripheral vision,
Turn off your damn bluetooth headset. The blinking light is more annoying than if you were actually talking on it.

Dear bitch to my right,
Stop predicting plot twists and than bragging to your friends that you “told them so”. They can figure out the movie on their own.

Dear casual martial arts fan behind me.
Everyone knows about Drunken Master style. You aren’t anything special

Sincerly,
Matthew McCullough
Casual and Humble Movie Goer


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